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Jun Dialogue
- andrew
 Happy New Year, boys!
- lacyWhat?
- noneRemember two years ago when we proposed that pride should be the day that we reset the Awkward Clock?
- lacyYou bet I do. I look forward to it months in advance.
- andrewWell, it's that time again.
- davidAnd not a moment too soon.
- lacyLet's make Last Monday the official date of observation.
- adamDo we need to invent a tradition to mark the change?
- lacyLike group hugs?
- davidOr standing under the Olafur Eliason waterfalls, and letting them wash away the awkward?
- andrewHow about we each take a private moment, with our first — no — second drink, and toss it back like we're putting out the trash. Then, fortified, we return our focus to those around us.
- davidPerhaps a cocktail that says regret?
- adamLong Island Iced Tea?
- davidUh, gross.
- lacyHow about an Old Fashioned?
- andrewBitters, whiskey, sugar, soda, and a maraschino cherry.
- davidPerfect!
- lacyBut let's not chug it. Let's sip it.
- andrewYes. The new year should be savored.
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